Army of Club Penguin

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Abbreviated "ACP," the Army of Club Penguin is another niggerish "Club Penguin Army" that believes throwing snowballs at other penguins makes them win wars. The army was made by some shit-for-brains named Oagalthorp and run by ~~another faggot named Dryvit disregard that, Dryvit retired; meet their new leader~~ some random pengfag named Boomer 20.

Don't drop the soap

According to both the Nachos and ACP, all of us are going to juvy/jail (lulz, they don't know which) because apparently we're breaking the law, although they've never explained to us how we're breaking the law. According to them, we're going to prison for...

Hacking - they don't even know the definition of the word.
Child Molestation - /facepalm.
Stalking - because idiots like Mimo777 were dumb enough to post their personal information on the internets, and we acquired it, we're all at his house, watching him masturbate.
Disturbing the peace - because Internets are serious fucking business.
Illegal advertising - LOLWUT?

Declaring war on #iamthewalrus

After the Nachos threatened #iamthewalrus for using bots on Club Penguin, and that they would raid us, the ACP thought of nothing more to do than follow what the Nachos were after. These idiotic fucktards still do not realize that WE DO NOT MAKE CLUB PENGUIN BOTS, and are accusing the wrong group.

Once a pussy, always a pussy.

Surrender

As of last Thursday, ACP surrendered to Joe and the walruses, and one of the chat owners named Meat(spin) aka Seanehawk publicly apologized. While the owners have agreed to pussy out, many fucktwits like SouljaCtar17 still believe they can take #iamthewalrus and also believe that sticking up to us will make people think ACP's members have huge e-pen0rz.

Reinstatement

Since Nacho leader Person1233 was hacked and retired shortly thereafter, Operation Penguin Shitstorm needed a new target. The penguinfags that make up the ACP were targeted for great justice. And so it begins again.