Carissa
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Carissa Mirella is an 11 year old who was mostly hated in what used to be CPHQ. This was mostly because she was trying too hard to be cool by saying she goes on RedTube everyday and doesn't afraid of anything.. Carissa, being the idiot she is, thinks that people actually put stuff on Google and that someone put her pictures on Google. She "quit" CPHQ, but continued to go online, and later was banned forever.
Nevertheless, #iamthewalrus, from time to time, enjoys harassing her and her parents via phone.
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Carissa
Name: Carissa Janine Mirella Screen name: Carpump Date of Birth: September 3rd, 1997. Address: 6 Firestone Ln Clifton Park, NY 12065-1223 Google Maps Parents: Cynthia L. Mirella, Charles H Mirella Jr. OS: Windows Vista Browser: IE8 Youtube: Lalacutie97 Facebook: cmirella97 borked Email: carissa97@verizon.net Religion: Christian or catholic IP: 74.70.224.136 [ Dynamic ] Hostname: cpe-74-70-224-136.nycap.res.rr.com ISP: Road Runner Phone service: Verizon Wireless Cell phone: 518-928-5409 Home phone: 518-877-8838 Siblings: Sabrina Kafouris Richard Conradr
James (ex-boyfriend)
Name: James Schroeder Address: 12 Marlboro Drive, Clifton Park, New York 12065 [map] [streetview] Cell phone: (518) 860-5170 Home phone: (518) 406-5462 Parents: Geralyn D. Schroeder, James P. Schroeder
LULZ
Hacked
On June 27th, 2009, many #iamthewalrus members were able to hack her Facebook, CPHQ account and her email. #iatw member Avril was able to reset her password and was then able to hack everything else she owned. From there, other #iamthewalrus members sent lulz all around her email, CPHQ account and Facebook; including a fake email to her parents that stated Carissa was a lesbian.
Love Life
Carissa has crushes on many people. Three of the people from IRL (James, Emmett and some other fgt), and three being from CPHQ (Adam, Flooger and Slushie0990). She claims to have dated James and then later break up with him, even though she admit her parents don't allow her to date.
While going on Carissa's Facebook, the walruses did many things with it, such as making her statuses things liek "IM A SLUT." We also wrote things to her friends on Facebook. But then, Jennifer Jones, a family friend and MILF, had to step in. She called us losers, and said that we better hope not to be caught. She also posted on Carissa's wall that it is not Carissa and reported this to Facebook. Facebook didn't seem to give a shit, so Carissa's profile was deleted.
FAGBOY
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On July 9, 2009, Joe and Avril decided to give Carissa's cell phone a call. So, Carissa picks up, only to her giving the phone to her not-so-mature mother, who calls Joe a "fagboy and threatens to get him arrested." Her mother then continues on, saying she'll call the police if we don't stop calling, and Joe says he lives in Russia. Realizing she just /facepalm'd hard, she hangs up-- lulz are had by all.
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