Club Penguin Wiki
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The Club Penguin Wiki, also known as CPW and Club Penguin Wikia, is a Club Penguin-related Wikia created by TurtleShroom that's written in Engrish and cascaded in falsehood. The "writers" of the Wiki base their articles off the mind of an eight-year-old Club Penguin-addicted fanatic. They refer to themselves as the "official" Club Penguin Wiki, and as such, has blocked out everything lulz and BAWWW-worthy — including #iamthewalrus and #iamthewalrus' actions.
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Falsehood
Many of the Wiki's articles' information is apparently cited by basement-dwellers that haven't left their house in years. Absolutely retarded articles have been made on Club Penguin cheating, which being the idiots they are, always refer to it as "hacking," as it's always used by people who don't know shit about anything, are being written and added to daily.
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Relations with #iamthewalrus
After getting bored of a primary raid, CPW was chosen as a secondary one. After mass vandalism of the Wiki, much of which is still there, they retaliated against us, which was easily deferred — they're retards. TurtleShroom (who's pretty dull), made an article on us, how enjoyable! But not until...
Son, I am disappoint
Dear Friends of the CPW,
I, Dictator TurtleShroom, am to never have anything Walrus Related on my talk page ever again. My protective Father is now monitoring my activities on this database, as he should be.
DO NOT alert me of ANYTHING regarding Walruses. My father would see them and it would cost me my job. He does not want stuff like Walruses or Walrus references on my page. That means no "HELP, I NEED YOU TO {something involving walruses/vandals}". Nor "HELP, THE WALRUSES WANT TO CONVERT YOU TO ISLAM!" Not even "HELP! THE WALRUSES WANT TO STALK YOU!".
All Walrus issues are to go to the Minister of Walruses (MOW). He or she will handle anything and EVERYTHING Walrus based. They will be appointed soon. Under no circumstances are you to bring ANYTHING, no matter how grim or scary or threatening, you are not to BRING ANYTHING Walrus related, Vandal related, or something that contains swearing or walrus-based links.
—TurtleShroom
SO MUCH FUCKING WIN. Apparently, we got Turtle in trouble with his father. The end result was the removal of anything about or even remotely related to #iamthewalrus or #iamthewalrus' actions from CPW. Lulz were had by all, and little of Turtle was heard from again — or at least until part deux.
Dox
Turtleshroom (resigned)
Main Article: TurtleShroom
Real name: Tyler Jones DOB: June 27, 1993 Location: Oakwood, Georgia, United State School: Homeschooled Church: Flat Wood Creek Baptist Church (parents are both Sunday school teachers there) Father's name: Fran Jones Mother's name: Amanda Jones
Explorer 767
Real name: Jeffrey King Father's Name:Jeffrey King Grandfather's name: Jeffrey King (-OSHT) Location: Herndon, VA, United States
Leekduck (exiled to CPFW)
Real name: Darius-Joel Betts Father's name: Frederick Betts Mother's name: Jean Betts Location: Workington, Carslyle, Cumbria, England
Raid
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On May 17, 2009, #iamthewalrus breached a sysop's account and defaced the Wikia, as you can see. It wasn't as big as some of our other raids with only a 3 or 4-walrus team, but it was a long one and we defaced approximately 350 or so articles.
xats used by CPWfags
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