Disney
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Disney, mostly known for their hostile takeover of Club Penguin, is a pretty cool guy, eh exploits children for profit and doesn't afraid of nothin'. They first reached success in the early- and mid- 20th century with their poorly-drawn, sexually explicit and anti-Semitic cartoons and movies, commonly referred to as Nazi propaganda during World War 2.
Today, Disney has become the largest media and entertainment conglomerate in the world - this time, disregarding their anti-Semitic roots and now appealing moar to the kiddiez through horrible pop music, shitty direct-to-DVD movies, dangerous and expensive amusement parks, and the continued seizure of media and company assets across the planet.
If you aren't a fan of Disney now, rest assured, you will be soon. There is no resistance.
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Club Penguin
Main Article: Club Penguin
First taken over last Thursday August 1st, 2007 for the sum of over $9000 USD, Disney, like every single other venue it possesses, has attempted to milk every last cent out of children — this time, going after Club Penguin.
For several months before and after the annexation of Club Penguin, much BAWWWing took place within the Club Penguin community. Pengfags were divided between whether or not their precious game would fall to pieces under the authority of their new führers. After weeks of tantrum and hissy-fit blog posts, pengfags eventually accepted the takeover and put down their home-made nooses as the drama dissipated.
Other Media
Walt Disney Pictures
For most of the entire 20th century, the Walt Disney Company's only sauce of revenue was taking advantage of the new animation trend, spewing out the same 90+ minutes of shit every couple of years or so. Most of "their" movies ideas were stolen from old folk tales, mixed in with sexual innuendos and neo-Nazism. Nowadays, the only thing you'll see flying out of Disney's asshole and into a theater or Wal-Mart near you is animated 3D bullshit, "renovated" copies of their old films, or movie adaptations of their TV shows. Enjoy.
Disney Music
And the term is used lightly, because referring to this ear canal herpes as "music" is an insult to all musicians everywhere. Some of the early Disney "musicians" include Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and other entirely pure and good-natured people no longer relevant to society.
The "artists" currently being shoved down the throats of the American population include "Miley Cyrus," and "The Jonas Brothers." Only the mentally unstable are fans of either, which explains why their respective fanbases include 12-year-old girls, who happen to be excellent targets for trolling.
Disney Channel
The staple of any parent's TiVo, the Disney Channel just perpetuates the shit found in Disney's movies and music. Most of, if not all of the shows found on the Disney Channel involve musicians, including "Hannah Montana," "Life with Derek," "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody," "That's So Raven," "Phil of the Future" — all of which, for some reason, have a main character's or characters' name(s) in the title of the show.
Thanks to the combination of fail, zero comedy, and shitty plot-lines, most shows are either adored by the same retarded girls that listen to Disney's music or canceled in the first couple of seasons.
LOLWUT?
See also
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