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#iamtheraptor is a group of #iamthewalrus wanna-be's that have our XML files VitalOscarDog's large-scale attempt at garnering attention for himself. They've cuntpasted a shit load of Walrus Wiki articles, without even removing the MediaWiki mark-up. They have also claimed to have doxed Joe. Not surprisingly, it's far from accurate. The group was started by VitalOscarDog, incognito as "Austin," which isn't a shocker to anyone, since he happens to be notorious for being an #iamthewalrus wanna-be.
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These idiots don't have any actual techniques but to just say fake shit about #iamthewalrus members. They have so little content of their own, we don't even know who the fuck these retards are. They claim to be l33t IP address-hacking uber hax0rz with mad skills, but are actually no moar threatening than a common housefly. They've just proven that yes, you can in fact make a WikiSpaces account and flame other people on the Internet.
To prevent further cuntpasting from raptorfags, Walrus Wiki sysops have set up an anti-hotlinking system, so now any image on their wiki that was taken from the Walrus Wiki will show goatse and another nasty shit. Needless to say, many bricks were shat, and the staff rushed to remove all of the hotlinked images from their wiki.
How to join #iamtheraptor
- Make a WikiSpaces account, join their WikiSpaces.
- Engage in furious circlejerk with other raptorfags.
- Make a xat, say it was hacked by you.
- Take credit for other people's accomplishments.
- Cuntpaste articles from the Walrus Wiki.
- Make sex jokes.
- Make moar sex jokes.
- Avoid conflict using cursing, (stolen) comebacks, and even moar sex jokes.
- Deny the existence of truth.
- Accuse other people of copying your work.
- In an attempt to sound smart, combine various computer-related terms into a "threat"
whenever someone calls you out for being a script kiddie.
- Call everyone around you a faggot, whilst being a faggot yourself.
Dox
Austin
Main Article: VitalOscarDog
Real name: Nathan Hustedde
Screen names: Raptor Jesus, VitalOscarDog
Location: Omaha, Nebraska
IP: 72.206.122.188
ISP: Cox Communications
OS: Windows XP
Browser: Firefox 3.5
Screen resolution: 1024x768
Internet
YouTube
DemonDinoRun
XXTimelessXXxx
Xat: RaptorJesus (84199844)
Chris
Main Article: JustapLaya123
Screen name(s): JustapLaya123, Chack1
Location: Bristol, Rhode Island
IP address(es): 68.14.89.2, 98.182.60.227
ISP: Cox Communications
OS: Windows Vista
Browser: Firefox 3.5
Screen resolution: 1280x1024
LOLWUT?
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The raptors know they are in fact fake little fuckers who enjoy sodomy and watch porn videos of celebrities and go into the bathroom and shake their fucking dick around playing with themselves.
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Guess what? Alex said one of our leaders RoW is bad by saying we look at porn and moving our dicks around but he's just jealous he doesn't get to look at porn and move his dick around. This is my first time posting tell me if I screw up.
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He said we are weaker than a common housefly, that means he's scared of us.
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[We're] a successful group, that has doxed Joe and made him a pussy
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We actually do hack IP Addresses, all #iamthewalrus does is find information on other sites. So you better start kissing our asses or you're in some fucking trouble.
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Raptorfag's opinion on online dating.
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O LAWDY, not my XML PHPz.
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YOU THINK A SNAPSHOT CAN STOP ME? AAAAAHAHAHAHA—
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Acceptance; some people are more desperate for it than others.
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You're totally one of them now.
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LWMMB & Deletion
Over the last few months, Austin spent the majority of his time not spent moving his dick around warring with a supposed group of skript kiddiez much like himself, called the "LWMMB Hacking Squad." Due to the blatant amounts of stupidity and 9-year-old-esque behavior, it would be safe to assume LWMMB - both the concept and the Wikispaces - was just created by Austin to make it seem like he wasn't completely alone on the Internets in a minuscule form of trolling.
To take a moment to briefly describe "LWMMB" - it's basically just #iamtheraptor v2.0, but to a lesser extent. There are several instances on their Wikispaces making claims of doing things #iamthewalrus has done, copypasta'd articles, etc. However, there's a handful of OC and made-up dox on the Wikispaces that was quite obviously written by someone who just barely passed 3rd grade English - which could just as easily be another example of trolling in action.
A few walruses sat by and watched the faggotry unfold, but it was confusing to decipher whether or not it was all Austin's one, big attention-whoring attempt at trolling himself, or if legitimate fail was afoot. Due to the confusion, it was only brought up on a occasion and never formally written about on the Walrus Wiki less Austin be successful in his trolling efforts.
Or at least that was until Austin decided to take this retarded bullshit one step further - nuking one Wikispaces in the name of another. For some reason, he went with #iamtheraptor, despite the existence of Chris, the only other actual person involved in #iamtheraptor. "RaptorHQ" was taken offline and their xat was "hacked" by LWMMB, which was subsequently posted about on their Wikispaces.
Regardless of how long Austin plans on playing by himself on Wikispaces and xat, no one would ever give two shits about this ronery tweenage faggot, so it's best for anyone and everyone to just ignore the fucktard in his entirety until the day he ultimately realizes that all of his imaginary friends... are just imaginary.
Austin continues trying to troll
#Iamthewalrus are a group of faggots who seem to have an affair with VitalOscarDog. They are claiming we are "Austin", we can proove them rong, now who would be stupid enough to embarrass them self and hack them selves and dox and trol them selves and talk to them own selves on xat. Now with no question and faggotory objections the Walrusus made a article about us, yes more lulz. Also the iamtheraptor chat was pretty easy to hack with no question to the #iamthewalrus faggots, the password was so easy to guess you Walrus faggots. Also you faggots have nothing better to do but scare little children who play a game aged for children at the age of 7-14 year olds, currently called "Club Penguin". Indeed with your infamous skills you are well known to alot of Club Penguin xat member groups, but you cant hack or dox for SHIT! All you do is use other web blogs for doxing. And find a way to get a password. All LWMMB members know what you faggots do. Also we hear you are an impersonator of "Adolph Hitler" and that you cant start hard shit in real life but you can act all tough on the net. You are an idiout. Seriously with no question you are an idiout and think you are so cool.You like to hang out on Club Penguin chats or people you claim you "Hacked" just to scare off little kids. Also the "Walruses" claim we are a fan of "Word Art" our LWMMB approval stamp was NOT made by Microsoft windows publisher you idiot, your Walrus picture on the far upper right side was used for paint for an "Afro" just look at how the pussy draws. You just cant find a way to "hack" or "dox" us, so you decided to claim were Vitaloscardog, with no question you cant hack or dox for shit, all you do is keep using who.is, or other web blogs who decide to tell information from an IP address. Maybe you fagots are "Austin."
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