JPizzle1122
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Jonathan Paula, usually going under his internet moniker JPizzle1122, is a JewTube entertainer fire code violator that enjoys blaming his problems on #iamthewalrus. Going all the way back to the year 2009, Paula has attempted numerous times to shut down Walrus Wiki by bitching to our ISPs, all of which has been as effective as reporting us to the FBI.
While Jon may have many nemeses, his most feared is none other than the dreaded "flag" button below his YouTube videos. On Jon's mind, the only reason he's getting his videos taken down is because #iamthewalrus is campaigning against him to get as many people as possible to flag his videos. In reality, maybe it's just because he's blowing shit up in a shed outside his parent's house.
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JPizzle1122
Name: Jonathan Paula Website: ideoproductions.com Host: Dreamhost DOB: February 5, 1986 Address: 63 Trimountain Road, Nahant, Massachusetts, 01908 [map] [streetview] Phone: (cell) +1.6172570125 Phone: (home) +1.7815817077 IP Address: 98.217.117.76 Archived IP Address(es): 98.217.116.174 ISP: Comcast OS: Windows 7 Browser: Firefox 3.5 Resolution: 1920x1200 School: Emerson College, 2004-2008 Facebook: JonathanPaula Twitter: @JonnyPaula Current Occupation: Assistant in editing political campaign commercials Jon accidentally someone's political campaign via Twitter
Port Scan
Nmap scan report for c-98-217-117-76.hsd1.ma.comcast.net (98.217.117.76) Not shown: 999 filtered ports PORT STATE SERVICE 8888/tcp open sun-answerbook (appears to be his router's open port) Warning: OSScan results may be unreliable because we could not find at least 1 open and 1 closed port Device type: WAP Running: Aastra embedded OS details: Aastra RFP L32 IP DECT WAP OSScan appears to be unreliable, though confirms port 8888 is his router
Jory
Name: Jory Caron DOB: September 28, 1987 IP: 76.19.96.253 ISP: Comcast Facebook: jorycaron Twitter: @Jory_Caron
Riley
Name: Riley Mcilwain Age: 18 Address: 18 Mayfair Street, Lynn, MA 01904 map (unconfirmed) Parents: Susan & Bernard Mcilwain (unconfirmed)
Family
Father
Name: Jeffrey Paula Age: ~55 Job: JP Construction Phone: (job) (781) 581-7077
Sister
Name: Ashley Paula Age: ~25 Facebook: ashley.paula
Relations with #iamthewalrus
The Ballad of Jon & The Pengfag
- Jon gets one of his videos on JewTube flagged.
- Unknown pengfag that's impersonating #iamthewalrus on JewTube takes credit.
- Jon somehow finds the pengfag's JewTube.
- Jon Googles "#iamthewalrus" and uses his 1337 skills to Whois our domain.
- Jon bitches to Whohost's complaint department, even though we're not against our ISP's ToS or AUP.
- Jon and his clique of Internet tough guys boast about their "win" against us on their ustream.
- Softlayer ignores Jon.
- Another pengfag uploads a recording of the ustream and private messages Joe on JewTube.
- Joe sees it, passes it around #iamthewalrus.
- ????
- PROFIT!
The video that started it all
From the desk of Jonathan Paula
Jonathan Paula vs. Flagging
Since the overall tension between #iamthewalrus and Jon ceased since the original flagging-drama, many walruses have taken it upon themselves in the past couple weeks to spur moar of Jon's BAWWWWWing by actually flagging the shit out of his videos ourselves. At first, our toil efforts seemed pointless and to no avail. That is, of course, until we stumbled upon a video Jon had put up, detailing his butthurt about YouTube's "faulty" flagging system. Since the original posting, the video was made private, but many lulz were had from it.
Apparently, Mr. Paula took it upon himself to save his precious ad revenues by getting a real job spilling his heart out to YouTube's Partner Program, who obviously - like everyone else - doesn't give a shit in an alcohol-fueled, lulz-filled letter of complaint:
Dear nice person at the Partner Program:I thought we discussed this. My videos do not - in any way - violate YouTube's community guidelines. I am a top-100 partner, and a major contributor to your website... but in the last 2 months, nearly eight of my videos have been falsely flagged and eventually all of these flags have been removed. But in the interim, I am losing money and views while these flags are being reviewed. This is a inexcusable oversight and inconvenience for my business.
Do not reply to this e-mail with a form letter. Do not reply to this e-mail with a link to your community guidelines. And do not tell me just to go elsewhere. Just fix the problem, and use your powers for good here, and help me protect my account the same way you protect the official "series" shows here on YouTube, which are 100%-flag proof. Or maybe you guys can switch to a system where partner video flags are reviewed before the flag takes effect.
I expect an action, and a response from you within twelve hours - do not disappoint me here YouTube, please - this is the livelihood of myself, and my colleagues. Thank you.
—Jonathan
Jonathan Paula vs. Panama
Paula is also quite familiar with the abuse department at our hosts. Not surprisingly, they've stopped working.
I am requesting immediate and actionable assistance in removing the website,*iatw.info* which (if my research is correct) is hosted by your company.
The person behind and responsible for this site, a "Joe" is actively campaigning his viewers/followers to attack and harass my online business. These actions are causing my corporation to lose revenue. He has also posted my private contact information without my permission. This is a very clear violation of your Acceptable Use Policy and Terms Of Service - and I am strongly asking that you contact me so we can figure out a solution to this problem, or just take down the entire site. I am preparing to work with law enforcement agencies to have this website removed regardless, but I would very much appreciate a discussion or an actionable response from you, or someone at your company.
Any proof of *iatw.info*'s violation of the AUP/TOS can be found on this one page they've entirely dedicated to attacking myself, and my media production company: http://iatw.info/wiki/JPizzle1122
I would love to hear from you before the end of this business week. Thank you for your assistance.
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Jonathan Paula
+1-617-257-0125
President, ideo Productions
And so, he rages.
Regarding my previous ticket, *KHH-335436* - it seems after you informed the client to remove the site - not only did they completely ignore you, they've actually gone ahead and published the private e-mail I sent to you on Wednesday:
http://iatw.info/wiki/JPizzle1122
Two things:
1) Why was this confidential e-mail I sent you (with my phone number on it) forwarded to the client I am complaining about?
2) Why is this website still in operation? It has been over 48 hours.
This site is a blatant violation of my rights and privacy. I am asking that it be taken down immediately - asking the owner of the site politely (as this case as shown), will not result in action. I expect that you take action, and suspend their services immediately, thank you.
Please get back to me with any further information, thank you.
Microwave Show Fans vs. Walrus Wiki
Of course, who can forget about the fans?
Walrus on Steroids,
I am writing to you about the smear campaign you are running against Jonathan Paula and Ideo Productions. This act is something that I don't tolerate as a youtuber, or as a Walrus wiki user. I have a youtube channel that has been flagged before, after reading youtube's community guidelines, I have discovered that Mr. Paula has not violated these guidelines by stating to his viewers not to try this at home at the start of every episode. You on the other hand have violated these guidelines by falsely flagging his videos. From this clip from the community guidelines "While it might not seem fair to say you can’t show something because of what viewers theoretically might do in response, we draw the line at content that’s intended to incite violence or encourage dangerous, illegal activities that have an inherent risk of serious physical harm or death. This means not posting videos on things like instructional bomb making, ninja assassin training, sniper attacks, videos that train terrorists, or tips on illegal street racing. Any depictions like these should be educational or documentary and shouldn’t be designed to help or encourage others to imitate them. This says that if you tell your audience not to do it, you are not violating the guidelines. Also, you have invaded the private security of Mr. Paula as well as Mr. Caron and Mr. Mcilwain by posting their private information on your website. This includes his address, phone number, IP address, ISP provider, Job, and his family's information. This act is punishable by law and can place you all in federal prison for up to 10 years if the Paula family decides to press charges. Please consider all of this since it is a very important matter.
Thank You
—Benton Matthews-12, <hrmatthews@lovett.org>
DO IT FAGGOT
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