Jewtubians

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The term Jewtubians is used to refer to all of the fake #iamthewalrus-related accounts found on YouTube JewTube. The list could be expanded further, as anyone can continue signing up for JewTube accounts and impersonating #iamthewalrus members, because when you have no friends, you'll find yourself having hours and hours of free time.

In a world where idiots are not only allowed, but embraced on the Internets, it's no surprise this would happen.

All of the accounts belong to pengfags, not surprisingly, and are all in some way, affiliated with each other. Also, as an added bonus of lulz, it's believed that VitalOscarFag started it all and everyone else is just following him. However, since no one really cares about that retard anymoar (and his account was suspended), the rumor has remained unproven.

Why it happens

Oh the irony.

You see, they all belong to their own, made-up sect of #iamthewalrus. In this sect, they live in a fantasy world. A fantasy world where people actually care about them. They all have one thing in common - their lives are meaningless. Using social networking sites like YouTube, they've tried to garner the attention of a certain group of idiots so they can make a name for themselves and might, for one brief moment in their sad, pathetic lives, feel "important" or "relevant" to the rest of the world.

So they use #iamthewalrus' public name and image as a mask to gain popularity for themselves. None of them are actually affiliated with #iamthewalrus; however, they still enjoy using the walrus' reputation as a means of scaring and intimidating other YouTube users. Nothing results from the scaring and intimidation, but it still rewards the faggots with the attention they so desperately want and don't even come close to deserving.

Impersonating accounts

Other fake #iamthewalrus/hacker accounts

• CHAOS4EVA
• XXXiatwXXX
• hackers4eva
• PurpleTestCp
• TheYouManFuck, who also happens to be webkinzclubpenguin7.
• GenerateLulz
• Walruses
• Anonymouswalrus
• Lorenzvega7Prod

Fake #iamthewalrus-related websites

• http://iiamthewalrus.wordpress.com
• http://xat.com/iamthewalrus_
• http://5ringoojokester.webs.com

LOLWUT?

Yes, you can go from impersonating one walrus to another in 24 hours.

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Typical Jewtubian conversation.

See also

• VitalOscarDog