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What would your first impression be?
Throughout the history of #iamthewalrus, we've met several idiots that have come from different backgrounds and different parts of the Internet. However, if we could rank all the idiots in order of innate stupidity, JustapLaya123, also known as Chris, would rank number one out of all of them.
Premise
#iamtheseal
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Ok walruses please. I dont want to hear swears or anything this message is for joe. I just wanna say joe that you can come on down to my chat and we can talk. Please dont hack its an anti walrus chat its xat.com/cpcool please walruses tell joe. >,>
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Chris is a pretty cool guy, eh's the biggest fucking retard on the planet and doesn't afraid of anything, especially things that make him look moar retarded. #iamthewalrus first came across Chris via the Walrus Wiki's main talk page. A simple comment and xat link was our entrance to a whole new level of stupidity. The group was cleverly entitled "#iamtheseal," and was supposedly an "anti-walrus" group. Obviously, anti-walrus groups have never gone anywhere in the past, so Chris wasn't going to make any progress either. We had some decent fun messing with Chris on his chat, until most walruses were b&; soon thereafter, Chris was long forgotten abo—
#iamtheraptor
Not even a week later, Chris was spotted again; this time on the xat chat of an increasing pain in #iamthewalrus' ass, "#iamtheraptor." The group consisted of mainly two morons - an #iamthewalrus impersonator, named VitalOscarDog (under the alias "Austin"), and a skript kiddie named Viper Flame. Chris tried to complete the trifecta of ignorance, by BAWWWWing his heart out on the xat, asking to join. At first, Austin saw what he did there, and almost rejected the idiot, casting him back into oblivion. I wonder what Austin's reaction was...
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Kids got moves.
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Oops. Austin openly accepted Chris into their group, even going as far as saying that Chris is "an expert raptor who actually bosses the other members around." Due to the inactivity of #iamtheraptor (contributed by the fact that Austin was the only member of the group after Viper Flame left), Chris continued his faggotry by himself, making stupid remarks on various xats, including #iamtheraptor's. Nowadays, walruses have no idea what the fuck this kid is doing, since he constantly goes back and forth between saying that he wants to quit #iamtheraptor and that he loves #iamtheraptor and wants nothing moar than to suckle Austin's stub of a penis.
Dox
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Name: Chris
Screen name(s): JustapLaya123, Chack1
Location: Bristol, Rhode Island
IP address(es): 68.14.89.2, 98.182.60.227
ISP: Cox Communications
OS: Windows Vista (fail)
Browser: Firefox 3.5
Screen resolution: 1280x1024
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Typical response to anything you say.
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MS Paint is a pretty cool program, bro.
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Disregard that, I'm a raptor.
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Your fucking; he doesn't have time for it.
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You can't kick someone without a reason.
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Does this really surprise anyone?
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