Noogah

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Noogah, enjoying a tasty bottle of dish-soap. Probably washing down some of his father's cum.
He is either imitating Mother Teresa or suffering a wedgie.

Noogah is self-centric idiot whom believes that #iamthewalrus plans most of it's time solely targeting him, even though we would rather like to have absolutely no contact with this fucktard whatsoever. It is likely that because Noogah is homeschooled, as well as being the son of the owner of a church, he has no friends whatsoever, and so searches the web in order to find "friends," but rather annoys the fuck out of people that hate him since he's socially retarded.

Noogah has also contributed to this article numerous times, both as a vandal and a positive contributor. He comes from a long line of faggots with Down Syndrome. His sister, who is also a moron, comes to the Walrus IRC occasionally to attempt to save her ass by asking for his brother's personal information to be kept posted in exchange for her's to be removed. This proves that they are not only feeble minded, but also very, very selfish.

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Dox

Noogah

Real name: Brandon Shutt
Age: 14
Emails: junyamochizuki@yahoo.com; kshutt1985@aol.com; faymofrollo@gmail.com; Noogahpenguin@Yahoo.com
Blog:  http://cyclone999.wordpress.com/
Address: 2800 N Vancouver Ave, Ste 101, Portland, OR 97227-1643
Home Phone: (503) 413-4191
Church: Oregon Synod [His family owns it] KILL IT WITH FIRE

Noogah's Family

His aunt

 Real name:: Christina Y. Shutt
 Age: 24
 Internet
   Facebook

His other aunt

 Real name: Elizabith Shutt
 Age: 35
 Internet
   Myspace

His cousin

 Real name: Katherine Shutt
 Age: 22
 Internet
   Myspace

His sister

 Real name: Colleen Angela
 Internet
   Facebook

His other sister

 Real name: Kailey Shutt
 Internet
   Myspace

His mother

Full Name: Kathy Shutt
Job: Oregon Synod Elca[map], Secretary

Displays of Faggotry

LOLWUT?

        Noogah	Btw, is pcl still working?
03:32	Noogah	Or are you guys using perl
	Noogah	I thing the new mailraep thing is so cool
03:33	Joe	Both PCL and PERL were borked
	Noogah	c?
	Joe	CP changed their hashing algorithm
03:34	Noogah	huh...that's gotta be a pain
	Noogah	you suing c then?
	Noogah	*using
	Joe	Not for me, CPHQfags fixed it
	Joe	/facepalm
	Noogah	Than what?
	Joe	No matter what fucking language you using it in
	Joe	It doesn't work
	Joe	>.>
	Noogah	I see
03:35	Noogah	so are you able to mailraep with wpe?

Someone call the waaaambulance

 
 
Those lame walruses got my myspace!! I’m so freaking scared, they said they have my address! They know my name too! I’m so glad I put a fake picture of my self on, and mike thinks I live somewhere else. I almost cried!!! They even got my aunt, and cousin! I’m so scarred, I thought for sure I’d fool them. I’ve already fooled mike, he’s a member of the walruses. He thinks I live somewhere else. My grandpa said I should use a fak picture, Wich is why I did. Bit if try give away my address, I’m totally ruined! I need all the blog readers to report that bad walruses to the FBI! Pleas help me!!!
 

 

- Noogah, BAWWWWWing

Unwarranted self-importance

 
 
not alot of people get doxed by the walruses. Only the most notorious, or feared. In a way, it’s a compliment. It’s hard to think if it that way. This truly is an undecribably horrific experience, but if you try really hard, it’s actually kinda neat! I have my own private profile on the infamous walrus wiki. I got out the good ole proxies, and tried editing the post(they blocked my real ip a long time ago) A few minutes later, it was back up! Think about it. My profile is heavily guarded to keep false info out, and I don’t have to lift a finger.
 

 

- Noogah, thinking pretty highly of himself

That is only a taste of his faggotry. He thinks because he was dox'd and an article was written about him, he's a very important person. What he can't get through his thick, retarded skull is that we hate him, and we got his dox because he's a fucking idiot. Noogah feels "honored" for being a dipshit, which brings everyone much lulz. Since, contrary to his belief, he is nothing more than a pimple on the ass of society, he will receive no special attention from #iamthewalrus than any of the other fucktards we've dox'd.


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