The Important Snakes

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The Important Snakes (often referred to as TiS) is a popular xat created by Vital Viper. TiS is mostly known for their führer, Poisenman101, who is infamous for his b&ing of people for no apparent reason, whatsoever. As of recently, they've tried to pull back on the strictness, trying to change their "image." This, however, will never be true as long as Ptard is a staff member there.

An average TiSfag.
THE AMAZING CAMEL HUMPER

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Staff

The staff doesn't even know what OS they're on.

What's a shitty chat without its dumbass staff members?

Owners

  • Vital Viper: LOL FAGGOT HE HAS AN INTERNET GIRLFRIEND HE'S NEVER MET BEFORE LOL.
  • Alexx™: ALL YOUR BAN ARE BELONG TO US.
  • Poisenman101: Internet tough guy who can't spell PoisOnman101, O NOT E. Also, they had a hilarious survey. Keep him, or not - guess which one had the highest number of votes. Also, if you call him anything like "douche," you'll be sorry.
  • Deidara/Gabi: Bitch - apparently a lot of her family is either dead or sick, excellent trolling material.
  • Robo: Who cares about him, srsly. Deownered by Vital.
  • Dracophile: Is apparently an owner but all he does is make furry porn jokes and break every rule.
  • Steve Green: He's Jewish, so you can use Hitler references when trolling him, also he has been getting on more so he is a bit more active. He also wants Hunter remodded.
  • Peng: Britfag 12 year old who spends his life on Club Penguin. He even agrees it's true.
  • Billboard: I think Billboard is a pretty cool guy, eh annoys everyone and doesn't afraid of anything.

Moderators

  • Mook: CPPfag. He doesn't know shit from crap or ass from butt. Inactive.
  • Hunter: One of the actually cool moderators but for some reason fucks around on a gay ass chat. He stood up for a walrus and is now demodded thanks to you know who. Demodded by Ptard.
  • Dalton: PengSpace staff member. He laughs with Flowers and they cyber in PC.
  • Flowers: PengSpace staff member. She abuses her power a lot, so screenie a picture and report it to Vital; you may get some luck, buddy.
  • Agent Pointy: One of Poisefag's friends, total fucktard who thinks highly of herself when she is just low scum.
  • Snoops: Nobody.
  • Samwesty: Nobody.
  • Ironic: Another nobody.

Rules

These are their new rules, aimed at making TiS a moar lenient chat.

  1. Respect others. This includes swearing, racial comments, and insults.
  2. No spamming. Which can include smileys, sounds, or plain text.
  3. Don’t ask for personal info. "Phone number, address, name"
  4. Do not argue with the kicks/bans from the moderators.
  5. Do not post links to inappropriate websites. "adult content, phishing, hacking related"
  6. No hacking discussion.
  7. Everyone is welcome here but if a rule is broken, punishments will be made.
  8. There is some mature language allowed, but nothing 'over the top' or swearing AT someone.

Staff Rules

This is a list of rules staff members must abide by, which are completely redundant, as they're never followed anyway.

  1. Swing gently. Perma-Ban only in extreme situations. When someone is Perma-Banned we are to discuss the length of the ban as a staff.
  2. Play nice. Please do your best to get along with fellow staff. I like to think of us as a family, we may not always get along but we still need to stick together.
  3. Group effort. In my mind there is no one that is above everyone else, not even me. So lets stick together and make decisions together.
  4. Have a life. Don't let TIS mess with your REAL life. If you need to take a step back from the internet and figure out life then go for it. We will be here when you get back.
  5. Who did it? When someone is arguing a ban find out who banned them and talk to that person before changing anything about the ban. If it is a long enough ban it will be brought up for staff discussion.
Another one bites the dust.

B&hammer Abuse

TiS mods are very used to the sound of their banhammers hitting walrus skull. Even mention anything about being a walrus and they'll abuse their powers and ban you, without a fucking reason whatsoever. People that have said hello there just to have themselves be B& only explainable by Poisenman101: "I don't know you."

Userbase

TiS's userbase is mostly members of MCCP that chat there while they achieve their thousands upon thousands of posts in the official Club Penguin forum in which none of their posts have anything to do with the fucking game. From time to time a faggot that only went there because they're a mindless fan of Vital Viper, yet to figure out that he's too busy dealing with his Internet girlfriend— COME THE FUCK ON, THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET, YOU'RE EITHER TALKING WITH A GUY OR AN UNDERCOVER FBI AGENT.

Civil War

On May 14th, 2009, a walrus went into their chat and was complaining of an unfair ban. Robo, an owner, responded saying it was an unfair ban. After a bit of talking, Gabi, another owner, unbanned the walrus. After a while, ptard, also known as Poisenman101, banned the walrus, causing everyone to ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH, which resulted in a few kicks being given out, and eventually unbanned everyone and started having a hissy fit because everyone wanted walruses unbanned.

After Ptard killed the chat due to his faggotry. It will go on until the Poisefag is demoted or permanently banned.

Chat topics

The only real people who chat in TiS are the over nine thousand fucking staff members that are all on at the same damn time, since if a non-staff member talks, the staff is somehow going to push the rules on them somehow and kick them, or even receive one of their famous abuse riddled bans!

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