The Nachos of Club Penguin

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Just a Fair Warning, Every Sunday I have like mental break downs (This week was the worst) where i freak out and then proceed to go insane. IDK why this happens but it happens every week for the past 3 years. Yes Im Insane and apologize for acting so.
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- Jayson23, one of the Nacho's well-qualified leaders.


Some people are just too stupid for their own good.

The Nachos, also known as The Nachos Army and The Nachos of Club Penguin, is a group of faggots that think they can win "wars" by throwing snowballs at other penguins, in the game Club Penguin.

On July 14, 2009, Person1233, randomly felt threatened by us, so he sent a message to us, "declaring war" or something, spiced with faggotry. On August 22, Person1233 was hacked by #iamthewalrus, and quit shortly after.

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Declaring "war" on #iamthewalrus

Person1233 is a complete fucking retard. For one, #iamthewalrus doesn't attack via Club Penguin "bots," nor do we attack the game itself, we attack its fan sites (we know you're watching, but since you seem to be autistic, this is what we're saying: "THAT'S NOT US YOU FUCKING RETARD, THEY'RE IMPOSTERS"). Declaring war on us for something we didn't even do, is fucking suicide.

Message to the Walruses

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The message that started the entire lollercaust. (For those of you who don't speak fluent retard, here's a rough translation.)

RUS

Nachofags believe that there is a weakness in the Penguin Client Library, that spamming "RUS" on Club Penguin disables bots. This was originally started by a walrus, who got the phrase from another walrus by the name of... RuS.

The fall

On August 22, 2009, Nacho leader Person1233's accounts were hacked, along with his father's Facebook. As a result, he decided to retire from the Nachos. Since almost every Nachofag loved Person1233 to the point where they would gladly suck his cock 24/7, much BAWWWng resulted from his retiring. With Person's faggotry being one main reason #iamthewalrus targeted the Nachos in the first place, a new target was chosen for the continuation of Operation Penguin Shitstorm.

After ZZZtops' reign, Akabob22 took over thinking he could turn around the group, introducing "Nacho change". A ton of bullshit that rearranged placements and ranks, pissing off the butthurt pengfags that were knocked down a rank. Shortly after, a bunch of pengfags that were members of the groups were reinstated as high ranking members. Still, these idiots left for ACP.

Currently, the Nachos consist of about 20 active members. A big decline since the faggot AkaBob reinstated himself.

Dox

Person1233 - (retired)

Main Article: Person1233

AkaBob22 - (retired)

Main Article: AkaBob22

Linkin55 - (retired)

Real name: Jonatha Alves
xat: LinkinLog55 (78346411)

Cooper30

Real name: Matt Hartford
AKA: zeipodtouchguru, Marchofthepe
Age: 14 (possibly 15, now)
Location: Canada
Grade level: High school (9th or 10th grade)
Internet
 Twitter: zeipodtouchguru
 YouTube: zeipodtouchguru

Puckley

Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA
IP: 69.208.150.64
ISP: SBC
OS: Vista
Browser: IE 7
Resolution: 1280x800

Quince2 - (retired)

Last name: Dunkin
Location: Dunkin County, MO

See also

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