TurtleShroom

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Is Autism (Aspergers Syndrome) a superpower?
 

 

- TurtleShroom; an asspie liek no other.

TurtleShroom is a 16-year-old, autistic (no srsly) Christfag who used to run the Club Penguin Wiki, and currently runs the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki. The retard goes about spouting his religious nonsense, most likely to cover his shame after a very unholy experience he once had with his priest one Sunday afternoon, growing up in the backwoods of Georgia.

Due to the epic combination of Christfaggotry and pengfaggotry, trolling should be a no-brainer here.

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File:Disputed Awesome.pngThese dox are currently being gathered and may not be accurate.
Real name: Tyler Jones
DOB: June 27, 1993
Location: Oakwood, Georgia, United State
School: Homeschooled
Church: Flat Wood Creek Baptist Church (parents are both Sunday school teachers there)
Father's name: Fran Jones
Mother's name: Amanda Jones

Praise the Lawd...

 
 
I'm sorry, but it saddens me to tell you that Jesus Loves You and Died for You, whether you like it or not.
 

 

- Giving you some sad news.

 
 
I am a Christian. I'm not ashamed to say that, and I do testify my faith on YouTube.
 

 

- THIS IS BLASPHEMY.

 
 
Swearing makes me cringe, nudity makes me run for my parents' care.
 

 

- And yes, TurtleShroom is in fact, 16 years old.

 
 
I requst those who believe in God to pray for me, and I hope I can continue to edit here for many years to come. I am not quitting, but I am scared.
 

 

- If God even existed, he wouldn't give two shits about his Internet-related problems.

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TL;DR God doesn't exist.

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