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The Un Club Penguin Wiki is a cesspool of filth that is a grave mark of complete evil on the interwebs.
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The Un-Club Penguin Wiki, also called Club Chicken, is what happens when pengfags visit Uncyclopedia one too many times. The Wiki, which is actually just a Wikia, because "no better sites were willing to host us," is comprised entirely of 13-year-old Britfags that are trying way too fucking hard to look badass to everyone around them.
This, however, does not deter from the fact that they are still, and always will be, pengfags.
About
The Wikia is just liek any other advertisement-splattered, typo-ridden piece of shit Wikia infesting the rest of the Internets. It was created by some random furfag named Mrperson777, along with other retards that used to work for CPW and CPFW — the very Wikias they make fun of.
They call themselves "uncensored" (despite the censoring of curse words on their articles, go figure) and they consistently describe themselves as immoral, disgusting, wretched people out to "insult everybody and throw autistic people into fire pits and then urinate on their retarded autistic ashes."
The irony behind all of this is that their Wikia is about fucking Club Penguin. They're trying to create some sort of relationship with the Club Penguin Wiki, similar to that of Encyclopedia Dramatica and Wikipedia respectively, because those Wikis are cool and doing that will totally make them cool too, amirite?
Relations with #iamthewalrus
No one really knows who the fuck these idiots are, especially since none of their articles are even the slightest bit comprehensible, as flunking out of 3rd grade English appears to be a requirement for signing up. They happen to have somewhat of an article on us, but good luck trying to read it for those of you who can't speak fluent retard. The article is half gibberish, half "insulting." Despite the article, they still consider themselves indifferent to #iamthewalrus.
Unfortunately for them, the massive level of newfaggotry that can be found at the UCPW made these retards a pretty hilarious target.
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Niggers are pretty awesome.
Sauce.
LOLWUT?
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Clearlly it seems the walrus's "Logic" is "If someone does not like us, we will attack them, Then theyle like us!!"
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Let's glorify the Walrus, and they won't attack us!
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| - Firmato per Il Dirigente, on us.
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Once he got his new cyber friends (by now he was eight), his father, who was part of Anonymous, used Joe's account to get the Walrus group to attack Miniclip Club Penguin F***s. Then they attacked fan sites.
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Queer Penguins are penguins on Club Penguin who say that they are the nicest things on there, usually posing as girls trying to hook a date.
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They are also the most violent and despicable wiki in existence. It is so unholy that God uses it as an outhouse, to drop his divine turds on articles.
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He actualy created club penguin and every penguin is either decendant from him or his clones, unfortunatly one of those clones (Billyboob) grew up to be a real git and basicly steal club penguin from Rsnail, this made rsnail very sad.
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