Xat
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xat is a shitty, flash-based chatting client used mainly by autistic teenagers; specifically Club Penguin members. The developers have long realized this, making everything about their GUI extremely shiny and colorful to keep the users' attention, regardless of how laggy the chat box is.
As of late, the pretty clever guys at Xatech HQ thought if their users were stupid enough to use their chat, they figured they'd be stupid enough to pay to use their chat. Now, you can "subscribe" to xat and feel superior to other xat users by paying IRL money for pointless "powers," as well as purchasing other chats, promoting your chat, and other shit.
TL;DR all your monies are belong to xat.
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Lulzy Tactics
When raiding xats, keep these awesome fucking tactics in mind for efficient lulz:
Joining
To join the chat, go to an xat chat other then the target and change your name to something that won't offend them, nor will be traceable back to you. After you join the chat, don't say or do anything until a moderator makes you a member. Once you're a member, carry on with the below tactics.
Trolling
Main Article: Trolling#Methods
Walrus members will start acting racist and sexist upon joining, just act like them and keep the conversation going. Also talk in full sentences and no instant messaging talk, make yourself look smarter than them. If someone insults the group, insult them, but don't make it retardly immature like "ur a poopiehead," swear words are your friends. Promote racism and sexism in your insults towards people. Shock sites are a pretty cool idea, too, bro.
Doodle
Draw a few swastikas in the side-chat widget named "Doodle." When others that are not walruses attempt to draw something, destroy it by scribbling it out. You can clear the chat too, just don't do it too often to avoid the b&hammer.
Audies
"Audies" are small sound clips you can play in a xat. In every few messages between trolling, put in an annoying audie. A list of xat audie codes can be found here. PROTIP: All audies start with a hash tag, which is why you can't type "#iamthewalrus" into a xat chat.
Ignore staff
Ignore owners/moderators; don't even act like they're there. If they kick you, join again and act like it never even happened. If they boot you to another chat, just refresh the page and you'll be back into the original chat. If you get b&, just stay there and continue signing in if you get kicked out. If a moderator or owner appears dumber than the rest, private chat them and tell them you're a hacker, and if anyone is banned from the chat, you'll hack their chat. If they believe it, no moar bans.
Ban evasion
To unban yourself, you must go off the chat, clear all your cookies, change IP address, delete the xat and xatech folders in your Flash player folder (in your application data), and go back into the chat.
Xat search engine
Using xat's search engine, you can search all of the xat chat boxes on the Internets for one term or phrase, and it will show you a list, in chronological order, of xat chats where the term or phrase was said. Surprise pengfags by searching "iatw" or "iamthewalrus," and go to the most recent chat (as long as it's within a few minutes of being said) and introduce yourself as a walrus. Needless to say, bricks will be shat.
Walrus xat accounts
- goobgoobgjoob (165226054) - Joe
- SeriouslyWUT (49635045) - Jimmy
- EpicFailGuyisHere (218921328) - Maverick
- AlexAkaCppd (12009235) - Alex
- Happehwalrus (129778671) - Happehwalrus
NOT walrus xat accounts
- ihatenoobs (91071116) - 卐Joe卐 - Impersonating Joe
- GoobGoobJobb (20507516) - Bob - Pretending to be a part of #iamthewalrus
- HiPhOpKiDs (128501822) - Happehwalrus - Pretending to be Happehwalrus
- LuxxLoLWut (206204550) - 卐Luxor卐 - Impersonating Luxor (IP is 71.231.71.163)
- (207782449) - AnonPolarBear - Pretending to be a part of #iamthewalrus
- UserNumber17 - ЌŸŁ∑-ℓ€ẅΪς☺.I.☺.Tђย๓๒єє - Impersonating Kyle
- cpFeno9cpx (99385148) - Luxor - Impersonating Luxor
- (207985843) - Captop123 - Pretending to be a part of #iamthewalrus
- RNAinject01 (199067322) - Andyh2 - Impersonating andyh2
Popular chat boxes
- The Important Snakes - MCCP chat box owned by Vital Viper. (See also: The Important Snakes)
- Heatsplace - CPTV chat box.
- Penguin Cheats - Kingpin2's chat box.
- Dock Penguins - Dock Penguins' chat box.
- Exlounge - CPC chat box. (See also: Exlounge)
#iamthewalrus xat
A fake #iamthewalrus xat used for great lulz can be found here. Its existence has confused pengfags for ages, because they still don't seem to realize we're IRC-centric and don't fucking use xat.
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